Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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