i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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