I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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