so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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