I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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