wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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