it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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