My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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