idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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