Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's never too late to be topless.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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