sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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