ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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