so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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