Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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