it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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