I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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