so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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