did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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