So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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