Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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