Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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