im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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