do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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