I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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