I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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