Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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