Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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