do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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