you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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