i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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