Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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