I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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