Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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