there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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