i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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