Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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