Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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