Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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