i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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