did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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