Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
