No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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