How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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