everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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