I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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