dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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