I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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