it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i think i just lost a toe
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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