sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.