Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire