You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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