id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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