Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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