And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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