I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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