i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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