FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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