She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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